My friend Kelsey decided to run an extreamly high level game a while back. I think his purpose was mostly to see how different D&D is when your characters are begining to approch god-hood. I didn't take part (I get annoyed when I have to level a character two levels, 60 was out of the question), but I did get to sit in on many of the sessions. I collected a crazy number of strange and funny quotes.
The Quotes:
12/22/04
"Power word shave!"
~ Griffin
"Does my hair give me natural armor?"
~ Lucas
"Stop looking at me like that! Power word de-scale is not a friendly option!"
~ Griffin
"Can you turn them into plants?... I can talk to them [plants]..."
~ Lucas
"Why can no one understand English in this room tonight?"
~ Jason
"Badgers don't lie. They just get grumpy and slash you with their long, long claws."
~ Lucas
"What's the save for the memory?"
~ Kelsey
"I don't remember..."
~ Lucas
12/4/03
"This is the special 1943 edition, out of print."
~ Jason, speaking as the npc brother Zeke, discussing his holy symbol collection
"I will kick your ass with my pixie martial arts!"
~ Curtis as EverLily Nix
"So no silent wail of the Banshee?"
~ Curtis, when Kelsey said that some spells can not be silent
"Can I track the swath of destruction?"
~ Lucas, trying to follow the tarrasque
"Technically, I'm huge."
~ Griffin
"Maybe it's just the tarrasque's accent..."
~ Kelsey, after Jason's character fails to understand it with bardic knowledge
"Thank you for allowing me to average damage, because otherwise I would have to roll 36D8... and I have one."
~ Griffin
"I'm immune to horrid wilting."
~ Griffin, all excited
"No, you're not."
~ Jason, annoyed
(Later, after a rambling rules discussion...)
"Undead are immune to horrid wilting."
~ Jason, casually
"I'm undead"
~ Griffin, all excited again
(Jason gives Griffin an incredulous look.)
"No... I'm not."
~ Griffin, sounding sad
"So the damage reduction doesn't count inside the stomach?"
~ Chris
"It's a magical stomach."
~ Kelsey
"If I you have a ring of elemental immunity, you might as well do it. What's the worst that could happen?"
~ Jon, encouraging Chris to get himself killed
"What's the crit range on that rock?"
~ Lucas
"Twenty and it's times two."
~ Jason
"You could make it a keen rock."
~ Lucas
"I could sharpen it a little."
~ Jason, smirking
"I have mastered the art of stabbing this thing in its fucking head."
~ Curtis
"Yes it is the new top of the line house cleaning model, the vacuum tarrasque! Sucks up dirt, carpet, floor boards!"
~ Curtis
"So we teleport next to it and I bank shot off of (apparently) Griffin four times."
~ Lucas
"Should I be really stupid and use time regression?"
~ Chris
"Tiny Russians?"
~ Lucas, mishearing
"If he leaves a body feeder weapon in the tarrasque he will get that many hit points."
~ Kelsey talking about the possibility of Griffin's character exploding in a blast of positive energy
"I cast iron wall and put a phase door on it. Then we push it over on him [the tarrasque]."
~ Chris
"What are you trying to do?"
~ Kelsey
"He's trying to encase him in frozen carbonite."
~ Griffin, deadpan
"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
~ Kelsey
"Give me the bad news."
~ Jon
"There is no good news."
~ Kelsey
"If you roll a natural 20 on a caster level check, could it..."
~ Jason
"No."
~ Kelsey
"The can of tarrasque. It's the upper level white meat."
~ Jon
"You start carving the tarrasque like a giant, giant turkey."
~ Kelsey
"What does it say?"
~ Jon
"It's speaking in celestial."
~ Kelsey
"I speak celestial."
~ Lucas
"I speak celestial."
~ Jon
"I speak it."
~ Curtis
"I don't."
~ Kelsey (the GM!)
"Watch out for the jars with pickles in them, because pickles are God and relish is the tarrasque."
~ Jason
"Damn. That was a nifty trick.... Can we eat it now?"
~ Griffin, after they use magic to stop the tarrasque from regenerating any more
"You disintegrate Ash. Misty is like, 'No!!!' "
~ Kelsey, willfully misunderstanding his players
"We totally failed to kill the tarrasque. We suck."
~ Griffin