A few years ago I started recording quotes for the games that I played in. I thought it might be amusing to make them available online. I realize that some of them are not all that interesting without context, but I think some of them might still amuse you. At this point most of these quotes are way in the past, as I haven't recorded new ones while gaming for many years. They're still an interesting peek into the past, so I'm leaving them up for now.
Some of the quotes here are mirrored on my friend Curtis' web page (owing to the fact that when I took down the quotes he had a web page and I did not). He's also got some other amusing quotes that I didn't record.
I've created a page for each of the games I recorded quotes during. You can also find quotes embedded in my session notes, though they are somewhat infrequent.